| boy: shit baby you're so wet already |
| girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something |
Ah yes thank you that’s exactly what I meant.
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if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
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imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told
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when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
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